Skin prickling
Heat stifling
Sweat ejaculated from my skin
A kerchief to wipe away my doubts
And a best man to steady my stance
Oggling eyes
A sea of white
With a dash of red
That’s my uncle
Probably stoned
An uneasy fart snakes down
Silence! My arrogant master
Don’t dare to make your presence known
Lest my bride to be wrinkles her nose
Messing and wrinkling
Cringing in spite of you
Enter the fanfare
Glorious copulating notes
Serenading her tender footsteps
Veiling her virgin smile
Her train behind
Her Pa’ beside
Ma tearing softly
Unseemingly
Silently in a haze
My mind in phase
The drums of my ancestors
Thumping
Gyrating in my chest
Doom
Doom
Doom
Doom
I can hear my pulse in my brain
A troubling thought
Ah, this fart is such a pain (side laugh)
She’s almost close enough
Just near enough to taste her cologne
Mind to caress her skin
Hands to feel her aura
My shoulders drop
Accentuating my still deflated chest
She’s here
“Shhhh”
“Don’t say it out loud, you pest! “
Hand in mine
Heart entwines
Veil up
Pulse drops
That smile
That oh so delicious smile
Hmmn
I wonder if it can be served with tea
Perhaps a side of eggs…
A muffled screech
“Stop it I say ! “
Her nose twitches
The strain in my cleft itches
If this dam breaks,
The audience will be in stitches
Stop!
Everybody, just STOP!
HE’S MINE
silence is never as loud
Never as defeaning
As when caressed by awkwardness
The dam breaks
As a kite flutters violently in a hurricane
My coat tails shudder
The ghastly gust
As damning winds passed
Ripping through the succulent silence
As tear in the pants
When you fall in public
She turns to me
Venom spitting forth from her eyes
“Its… Its Not What It Seems… “
~Stick around for the ending………
Bill Rambles 